I don’t want Jenny Anymore??? – It’s BROKEN!!!






Yesterday on the drive residence, since I’m virtually an area now that I’ve been staying in Canberra for the final month each week from Tuesday to Thursday, I imply certain I complain in regards to the chilly when it’s underneath 20 levels. However I just about know my approach round, properly the best way to get from the workplace to my house just like the again of my hand. Nicely, I believed that I did. I imply how arduous can or not it’s? Driving residence since I used to be native and had efficiently given my good friend instructions to my house. I believed that I may drive from the workplace to my house with out the help of Jenny the Vindictive GPS.

I go away the workplace and switch proper out of the driveway.  Instantly I’m feeling assured that I do know precisely the place I used to be going. I get to the set of lights, I flip proper. I’m on I believe it’s the motorway it’s positively the primary street of some kind, unsure what it’s referred to as, there’s a turn-off to the left. I confidently drive previous it. As I do I discover the large signal with CITY flip off printed on it “Ooops! I believe I used to be meant to show there? They actually ought to provide you with extra discover and make it extra apparent.  Oh properly, no biggy I’m certain there might be one other flip quickly?” I maintain driving to the subsequent turn-off, Fyshwick. “Hmmm, Do I flip off there? No, I don’t suppose so.” Subsequent flip off I ignore; I ignore the subsequent one after that. I begin to get slightly nervous the additional and additional I drive. Pondering perhaps I did want Jenny in spite of everything? And perhaps I wasn’t as grownup or my route expertise had not improved as a lot as I believed?

I lastly see one other turn-off, with an indication in the direction of town I breathe a sigh of aid. I take it, following it to the left. The street doesn’t look acquainted, however I observe the indicators to town for the subsequent quarter-hour. I see a roundabout and observe it a spherical to the proper after I was meant to go straight. No biggy this street I do know, and as luck would have it the one, I needed. Lastly, a street I do know! I observe it to the top, the place it leads me to the underground parking storage of my constructing. I’m parking the automotive 45 minutes after leaving the workplace I had made it residence with out the help of Jenny the Vindictive GPS. I couldn’t assist however really feel slightly happy with myself.   

Since I used to be in a position to efficiently (other than a few missed turns) make it from the workplace to my house yesterday with out the usage of Jenny the Vindictive GPS I used to be assured that I wouldn’t want her providers this morning. I flip omitted of the parking storage since that’s the one approach I can go. Now I’m uncertain which option to go, I used to be sure it was not the primary left, however I used to be unsure if I went straight or was it the second avenue on the left? “Hmmm when doubtful go left.” like when doubtful select b? I’m sure somebody has instructed me that or one thing like that, at a while or one other? I flip left, on the second avenue; I take the primary proper, this avenue I’ve by no means been down earlier than. I take the primary left and observe it for some time, I had by no means been down this street both. I flip left, then the subsequent proper then left, then left, it was like I used to be Princess Peaches, and I used to be taking part in Mario Cart down a rabbit’s warren. The extra turns I take the extra misplaced I get and the extra it dawns on me that I had by no means been down any of those roads.

Nonetheless, I persist as a result of I’m so grownup now, my route expertise have improved a lot, and I used to be decided to show that I not want Jenny anymore. I’m assured I’ll discover my approach, hoping that I might come out on a street that will look acquainted. However each flip I took it grew to become extra obvious that both they’d moved a few streets on me by way of the night time which was in all probability unlikely, or I had taken a flawed flip in some unspecified time in the future which had led to a different flawed flip, and that I had no concept the place the hell I used to be, and that I used to be in all probability going to have to make use of Jenny to get me out of this mess, or my staff should ship out a search get together to come back and discover me in some unspecified time in the future. After a pair extra minutes I lastly admit defeat and activate Jenny. She takes me on the again roads, I find yourself on Limestone Ave or Rd a street I’ve not pushed on since I’ve been in my house.

After my morning conferences, my good friend and I am going and get our espresso. I inform him about how I managed to get from the workplace to the house with out the usage of Jenny the Vindictive GPS. “How lengthy did it take you?”

“45 minutes.”

“To go from right here to Civic? I may inform by the look on his face and the sound of his voice he was each shocked and impressed.


“Yeah, no approach it ought to take you that lengthy?”

“I used to be actually satisfied with myself that I didn’t use Jenny.”

“Yeah, you in all probability shouldn’t be that satisfied and will all the time use Jenny.” Okay perhaps simply shocked

“Nicely, I believed I didn’t want to make use of Jenny right now, so I turned too early. when doubtful flip left?”

“Is {that a} rule?”

“ like when doubtful select B?”

“I don’t suppose it’s the identical factor Cass?”

“Anyway. So, I turned. After which I turned once more, and once more, and once more. By the point I put Jenny on she directed me I ended up on Limestone Ave.”

“Limestone Ave? Yeah, no approach you have to be wherever close to Limestone out of your place.”

I had conferences for the remainder of the day, in one of many conferences I’m given paperwork to fill in and print out. We now have follow-me printing which they insist is easier to make use of. I’m not too certain about that. I fill it in as requested which was easy sufficient. I then print it out. I am going to the closest printer to gather it. I calmly swipe my ID card down the aspect the place you’ll count on to, anticipating my printing job to look… it doesn’t. I do it once more. Nonetheless nothing. I swipe my card excessive… No job. I begin urgent buttons, however nonetheless no job. I swipe my card once more down the aspect nonetheless nothing. I have a look at the display screen… Username? What’s my username? Hmmm. I spend the subsequent minute swiping my card excessive and aspect over the print, urgent the beginning button and different buttons.  

“Agghhh!!! Nice… I decide the one printer that’s BROKEN” I realise I’ve mentioned it out loud when the folks round begin me. I maintain swiping my card in all places urgent buttons. After one other thirty seconds I’m actually pissed off at this level I press the beginning button just a few occasions however nothing. I step again and have a look at it once more, noticing a picture of a card on the entrance… oh that’s the place you could swipe. I swipe my card on the entrance and all of the sudden the display screen involves life, my particulars seem, and I see my printing jobs.

After I’m performed nonetheless pissed off. I march all the way down to my good friend’s workplace and inform them in regards to the problem with the printer.

“Ah sure, it was ‘Cassie Damaged’ was it?”

“No, it was Damaged, Damaged.”   

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