It’s Friday and I’m cuddled up on the sofa so come be a part of me however put on a masks. – The Bloggess

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At the moment is Friday and which means I’ve movies for you, but in addition I’m sick so as a substitute of inviting you into my workplace I’m inviting you onto the sofa the place I’m presently cuddled up and I’m spraying myself with lysol only for you. Fortunately it’s not covid or the flu (GET YOUR BOOSTERS, Y’ALL) and is simply the chilly that’s going round however I’m nonetheless feeling calmly pitiful and Victor is out of city so I’d adore it in the event you would braid my hair and switch in your favourite consolation present and inform me I’m being your little warrior.

Additionally, I’ve a lightweight fever so in the event you don’t suppose these are humorous it’s in all probability simply because your mind isn’t as boiled as mine:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CkeIQU0qnVh/

Unrelated, the opposite day we had been ordering meals at Subway and the girl in entrance of us was speaking some bs conspiracy theories and so I loudly stated, “WE DIDN’T GET A SINGLE TRICK OR TREATER THIS YEAR AND NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THIS FENTANYL?” and Victor obtained all big-eyed and was like, “wtf, Jenny” and I assumed it was hilarious however I didn’t share it as a result of I assumed it was possibly an excessive amount of however now I’m excessive on cough meds and it appears humorous once more. Sorry.

PS. I’m going to jinx myself by asking this however am I the one one left who has by no means had covid? As a result of I’m all shitted up however I do know different individuals who have had all their boosters and maintain getting it and it’s bizarre that I by no means get it. Or possibly I get it nevertheless it’s tremendous sneaky covid?

PPS. That final sentence was purported to say that “I’m all shotted up” however autocorrect modified it and truly it’s in all probability fairly correct so I’m simply leaving it.



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