Layover in Manila – by Michael Estrin

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Hi there from Manila!

You thought I’d be writing to you from Bali, and albeit, so did I. However the Gods of Air Journey had different concepts. Let me clarify.

The unique plan was to fly from Los Angeles to Manila, change planes, then head for Bali. Our layover in Manila was purported to final about an hour. Like I mentioned, that was the plan. However to paraphrase an outdated Yiddish proverb: Man plans, and the Gods of Air Journey snort their asses off when you stew in layover hell.

Once we checked in at LAX, the gate agent informed us our flight to Manila could be delayed by three hours. That didn’t sound too unhealthy, however then the gate agent defined that we’d have to attend roughly twenty hours in Manila for the following flight to Bali. In different phrases, as a substitute of arriving in Bali on November 3, we’d get there on the similar time on November 4.

Christina took the unhealthy information in stride. She used the delay to guide us a resort in Manila.

“Sleeping in an actual mattress and showering beats wandering the airport like a zombie for twenty hours,” she mentioned.

My response to the unhealthy information wasn’t practically as sensible. Proper there on the LAX check-in counter, I went full Kübler-Ross.

  • Denial – “This isn’t taking place. Verify the pc. Do not forget that scene from the film Summer time Faculty? I’m the man who spent all the summer season within the lavatory, however I bought the very best take a look at rating! The pc should be incorrect. We’re going to Bali. Truly, we’re already in Bali. This. Is. Bali.”

  • Anger – “You motherfuckers stole a day from us. I’m hiring a lawyer, and we’re going to sue you bastards for 1,000,000 days! You ever see Bladerunner? I’m Rutger Hauer. I need extra days in Bali, fucker!”

  • Bargaining – “If Elon Musk should purchase Twitter, I should purchase Philippine Airways. I don’t care if its on the market or not, I’m paying $420 per share, and also you’re taking us to Bali. After that, everyone seems to be fired, aside from the finance crew, as a result of we’re switching to a subscription mannequin to pay for my folly.”

  • Melancholy – “We’ll by no means make it to Bali. The whole lot is ruined. Let’s go residence. Possibly we will order the world’s smallest violin on Amazon. My disappointment wants a soundtrack.”

  • Acceptance – “Shit occurs, I assume.”

At this level within the dispatch, it happens to me that you simply may be hoping for a win. Like, perhaps we used the layover to pattern some superb native delicacies, or see a vacationer sights like Rizal Park? Or, perhaps I’m working my manner round to a rambling essay about hen adobo, American empire, the thrill of Jollibee, the unusual cultural bridges constructed by outsourcing, the historic partitions of Intramuros, how Neal Stephenson’s literary maximalism in Cryptonomicon captures the essence of Intramuros, and the serendipity of touring to a metropolis you had no intention of visiting. That may’ve been the baller transfer, the Anthony Bourdain transfer.

However there’s a purpose why Christina and I haven’t been provided a Journey Channel present. Truly, there are a number of explanation why we haven’t been provided a Journey Channel present, however that’s a distinct story.

In this story, the Gods of Air Journey handed us lemons, and we took these lemons to a resort, the place we hydrated, showered, slept, hydrated once more, showered once more, and ate breakfast. The win, if there was one, is that we used the layover to reset our inside clocks and acclimate to the native timezone.

Now, we’re again on the airport, kicking it in some lounge the place the web password is—I shit you not—12345, which additionally occurs to be the mix to President Skroob’s baggage.

ANYWAY, with a bit of luck, we’ll takeoff quickly and eventually get to Bali—I hope!

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