Nipple hats for cats. – The Bloggess






If you happen to’re a member of the Unbelievable Strangelings Guide Membership then possibly final month you joined us for our on-line craft hour the place I made a person (form of) and taped myself to him (unintentionally) and his arms stored falling off (embarrassingly)?  Properly it was a lot enjoyable that we determined to do once more, so test your e-mail for the hyperlink when you’re already a member or click on right here to affix the Strangelings if you’d like in.

Final week Vicky was crafting pasties (which is sensible as a result of she’s a burlesque dancer along with being a consummate e book monger and occasion supervisor) and I used to be like, “ Ship me the recipe as a result of I’ve to make these for my cats.”  Seems it’s simply 3D printed cones from Etsy and then you definately add your individual rhinestones and tassels and when all of it arrived Victor was like, “Wtf is that this?” and I defined that I used to be making pasties for the cats and he acted like that was insane and so I defined that that I wasn’t making them for the cats to put on on their nipples clearly, and that I used to be making them for the cats to put on as hats.  After which Victor was like “Clearly?” and I used to be like, “Yeah.  I’d want SO MANY pasties to cowl all of the cat nipples.  They’re virtually crawling with them.  Nipples, I imply.  Not pasties.  Clearly.”  After which Victor was like, “Please cease utilizing ‘clearly’ when you’re speaking about crafting nipple covers for cat hats” however actually, I believe he was simply embarrassed that he hadn’t finished the maths on how a lot it might value to cowl all of the cat nipples in the home, so I simply let him have that one.  


Additionally, bear in mind Kate Winkler Dawson?  She was one among our first Unbelievable Strangelings authors means again in Feb 2020 (PRE-PLAGUE!) who wrote American Sherlock.  Properly, her latest e book simply got here out (All That’s Depraved: A Gilded-Age Story of Homicide and the Race to Decode the Prison Thoughts) and it’s fabulous so she’s going to affix us as we craft so we will speak about old-timey homicide and forensics whereas we craft, which feels very becoming on spooky season.  

I attempted to place the pre-decorated nipple cowl on Hunter S. Thomcat and he was unimpressed.

However in all probability simply because it wasn’t all blinged out but and he has vogue requirements.

Additionally taking place this week? Bear in mind how superb e book festivals had been? Us too. Which is why we’re having a haunted e book honest at Nowhere on Friday night time. Spooky books, haunted elixirs, slap bracelets and erasers and e book marks and the scent of latest tomes. (And likewise non-spooky books and non-alcoholic drinks and all the traditional stuff that you just already love about bookstores in case you are something like me.)

And on Saturday we’re having (flippantly) spooky story time for kiddos, full with a fancy dress parade and trick-or-treating for books:

Come be part of us, huh?

PS. After I went to highschool our e book honest was really simply everybody getting the e book catalogue after which ordering books primarily based on the images after which a month later an enormous field would arrive and the trainer would go out the books and when you ordered a couple of you’d get a poster of a deer or a cat hanging off a tree or a scented eraser. Was it like that for everybody within the 70s/80s or was it similar to that for rural colleges? Anyway, that is likely to be why I’m so enthusiastic about this and why I’m presently tying dozens of ribbons on creepy bookmarks to tuck into your books. YAY FOR RELIVING YOUR CHILDHOOD IN VAGUELY HEALTHY WAYS!

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