Pleased birthday, Victor. – The Bloggess

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So each single fucking yr Victor insists that I’ve not purchased him an ice cream cake though I TOTALLY HAVE and it’s form of a working joke as a result of he insists that “It’s all I’ve ever requested for” whereas trying off into the space like a wounded pet, however then on his precise birthday he all the time insists that he’s simply been messing me with me and tells me to not go get him an ice cream cake on his birthday as a result of there are solely three of us and it’s a waste of cash after which the following day he’s like, “SIGH..NO ONE EVER GETS ME AN ICE CREAM CAKE AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED” so right this moment I attempted to sneak out to get him an ice cream cake and he heard me and threw himself behind my automotive whereas yelling, “SERIOUSLY, DON’T GET ME AN ICE CREAM CAKE. I SWEAR I’M JUST MESSING WITH YOU” and so I pretended that I used to be giving up and when he moved I gunned it and went to the shop and he was texting me “Significantly, now we have no room within the freezer. Don’t get an ice cream cake” nevertheless it was too late as a result of I bought this single-serving ice cream cake push-up and Victor was like, “I’m unsure this counts” nevertheless it completely does and I sang joyful birthday to him and was very self-satisfied till he was like, “I can’t even get it to push up” after which immediately the entire thing popped out of the plastic and fell within the sink and Victor was all wide-eyed and was like, “I SWEAR TO GOD I DIDN’T DO THAT ON PURPOSE. IT JUST FELL” and I suspected that he did it on goal in order that he might proceed to complain about not getting an ice cream cake for his birthday however jokes on him as a result of I purchased 5 of these fucking cake pops after which Victor was like, “Oh, touché” and he ate some after which he was like, “Effectively, you lastly bought me an ice cream cake however you didn’t sing me joyful birthday” however I completely did and recorded it after which he was like, “You didn’t sing joyful birthday dressed as Batgirl” and I stared at him and he was like, “That’s all I’ve ever requested for.”

And truthfully I couldn’t cease laughing and I hope this goes on eternally.

Pleased birthday, Victor.



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